Mature Genital penis and vagina nativity for the truly a little pervy and weird people

Regular price $60.00 Sale

This is one of my favorite new holiday items. It is a full basic nativity set.
These were very boring wooden characters of the nativity when I got it. I thought it would be fun to create a genital nativity out of it.
Each one is about three inches tall. I left the sides and back so you can clearly see it was once a normal set but a terrible heathen got a hold of it.
You get Joseph the uncircumcised. I don't know why I just thought that would be a fun twist. Then you get Vagina Mary. The offspring they produced was a ginger bread man or Ginger Jesus who really needs to urinate.
On one side you see butt plug shepherd with his small flock of nipple sheep. Then on the other three magi. I love the idea the Magi could of been both genders so you get a vagina one who clearly loves to style her hair and two dicks both shooting their wad.
Nope I don't know what is wrong with me either.

Nativity will be glazed and is meant for display only. This is not intended for children to play with because it has glazes and paints and such as well what the hell is wrong with you. Oh and if you are offended by this please understand I don't care and do not need a message telling me about it. Seriously I will just giggle the entire time I read it.